The Winter Lettuce Collective were an immensely popular upbeat trance band for over 100 cycles, who very suddenly started to disappear until the only one left was their lead singer, who is suspected not only of having been their lyricist, but their killer. Some notable hits of theirs include "Look At My Legs [Of Love?]", "Cosmic Loving", and "The Wind Beneath My Ear". Their lead singer has a history of buying dogs, knives, and expensive fabrics, and after receiving Planet 512899-Ꝅ, murdered a staggering amount of other artists, including Gimble Hulk and the Probe-Knowers.
Notable Deaths[]
- Tour bus fell into a sun
- Promotional shoe exploded
- Mauled by a van full of groupies
- Got hit with a head of lettuce